George’s Inaugural Freedom Song (Sung to a cacophony of dissonant sounds)
By Anonymous
Oh I got a song and I am here to say
We want our freedom every single way
Freedom for you and freedom for meeee,
and
Freedom for everyone in our
international family
Liberty and freedom, we have so much to
give
Tell that to the hundreds of thousands
who now lay dead
We’ve freed them all right
From this mortal coil
With mayhem and torture
And stealing their oil
We’ve gotten so happy
With our spreading of cheer
The folks in Iran
Will be dead in a year
Cuba and Venezuela, now in our sights
Not willing to sell Halliburton their
rights
To all of the goodies their land can
produce
Including their youth who we recruit
For youth we have liberated in untold
numbers
They now play with daisies in eternal
slumber
And when the world is free of bad guys
And most brown people too,
Because they’ll all be dead
Liberated by you know who!
We’ll sing together in deathly harmony
Oh I got a song and I am here to say
We want our freedom every single way
Freedom for you and freedom for meeeee
and
Freedom for everyone in our
international family
